You have two cows You have two cows is a form of political satire on various political, economic, etc systems The setup of a typical joke of this kind is the assumption that the listener lives within a given system and has two cows The punch line is what happens to the listener and the cows in this system. Two Cows Explain Economics Better Than Any Class Bored Panda year ago An Omani Corporation You have two cows You give them to an expat to manage The expat hires of his friends and family and two Omanis and breeds cows, opens a factory for milk production At the end of the year the expat gives you a glass of milk as profits and says that profits are low because of the two hired Omanis refuse to work unless you raise their salary You fire the Using Two Cows to Explain the Theory of Government Jan , You have two cows The government takes them and sells you the milk Bureaucracy You have two cows The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain Capitalism You have two cows You sell one and buy a bull Bain Capitalism You have two cows. Cows Explain Politics Extremely Smart Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because the Feng Shui is bad Environmentalism You have two cows The government bans you from milking or killing them Totalitarianism You have two cows The government takes them and denies they ever existed Milk is banned Foreign Policy, American Style You have two cows The government taxes them and Police Arrest Two Transborder Cattle Rustlers, Recover Jun , Police Arrest Two Transborder Cattle Rustlers, Recover Cows In Adamawa The police have also recovered heads of cattle from the arrested suspects, a NSCDC arrests two rustlers, recovers five cows in Kwara Jun , THE Agro Rangers Unit of the Kwara State Command of the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps has recovered five cows and arrested two cattle rustlers in Gwanara, Baruten Local Government Area Thunderstrike kills seven cows, injures two herders in Jun , Thunderstrike has reportedly killed seven cows and injured two herders in a farm at Alla, in Isin Local Government Area of Kwara State Reports say the incident occurred when two WORLD IDEOLOGIES EXPLAINED BY REFERENCE TO COWS You have two cows The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else s cows You have to take care of all the cows The government gives you a glass of milk FASCISM You have two cows The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk PURE COMMUNISM You share two cows with your neighbors. Two and a Half Men Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped TV May , Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped Directed by James Widdoes With Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T Jones, Conchata Ferrell Walden dates a sexy young woman, but is actually interested in her grandmother Meanwhile, Alan and Jake take a final road trip together before Jake leaves for Japan. Cows The input contains multiple test cases For each test case, the first line is an integer N N , which is the number of cows.Then come N lines, the i th of which contains two integers S and E S E specifying the start end location respectively of a range preferred by some cow.Locations are given as distance from the start of the ridge.
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